2019 sassy Instagram Captions, Bio ideas, selfie quotes for Facebook profile picture

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 Top 10 sassy Instagram captions (Can also be used for Facebook profile pictures, selfies etc.)

 You are just nothing until you are being gossiped

 

Awesome to the good, and worst for the bad

 

Earlier I did not have an Instagram account. Then the owner invited me

 

See it one, See it twice, then thrice and so on and on and on

 

It wouldn’t have happened in a better way!

 

I am bold because, I have too many brave followers on Instagram

 

I am too hot to handle. Always keep a water bottle ready before you follow me

 

Some Short Captions for Instagram & Facebook

 

Once in a lifetime pic

 

I am good as per my own definition

 

Instagram exists because of me

 

My profile is my Karma

 

Yes, I have hot looks! Hope you jealous enough

 

Let me redefine #OOTD – Outfit of the decade!

 

Get a glass of wine and shine!

 

Another hit to my coolest collection

 

Dreamer, wanderer and whatever you can say!

 

Long Instagram bio that you can use for all purposes on all social media accounts and pictures

We know when the refreshing cold breeze strikes us every morning, that we are ready to welcome the day with strength and good will.

 

They say you only live once. I say you live everyday but die only once.

 

If the grass isn’t greener on the other side, go towards more sides.

 

We might get used to the cemented forest built around us now, but our true satisfaction will always be felt when we are amidst the magnificence of nature.

 

A better you potentially emerge after every passing day, so never fall behind because of hardships or failures.

 

The way you are reflects the personality that can either attract or repel the people around you.

 

We are bound to do our job to survive. A lion never wakes up thinking he’ll skip searching for prey because he feels lazy.

 

The best part about the cycle of life is that after every coming night, emerging darkness and storms, there’s always a brighter day to follow.

 

I have three hobbies. One to make me happy, one to keep me healthy and one to make money.

 

REMINDER: Not every day is for us. It’s like a game where losing is always a part of it.

 

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I am not God that you believe in my existence only when you are in trouble

 

I cannot make you happy ? But who told you that it’s my job to make you happy!

 

 

My heart is made of diamond. If you need it you behave like a prince

 

I am the rare combination of cute, hot, brave, bold and intelligent person.

 

When I go out, even the sun stares at me

 

I was invited by the owner of Instagram to open an account

 

I have heard that in  the next Olympic, there will be a gold medal for best selfie

 

My life is moving fast. So, my photos are always blur

 

You are too poor to follow me

 

Don’t take my kindness as my weakness

 

Creative Captions for Facebook profile pictures and Instagram photos

 

Instant Shanti Shanti Shanti

 

Maybe I am poor in the quantity of friends. But I am very rich in the quality of friends

 

I am hot, so keep distance.

 

Don’t study me. It’s not in  the syllabus of your university

 

It’s not my girlfriend’s job to love me. It’s my own job to love myself

 

Judge me only if you are a god

 

I wake up very late. Because, I need more time for my big dreams

 

I am the girlfriend of myself

 

I am the boyfriend of myself

 

I am not a magician. But whatever I do, works like a magic

 

Latest short selfie quotes for Instagram, Facebook, Whatsapp etc.

 

Please Write ABCD for my Selfie. A = Attractive, B= Beautiful, C= Cute, D= Dull, E = Excellent, or F

 

This selfie of mine was taken by NASA

 

Yes, I am selfish. Because I am taking a selfie

 

Flirt is my birth right

 

I look the same in my passport and Aadhaar card too

 

I am the character from a science fiction

 

Need a thief to steal my heart

 

I don’t make my lips pointed when I take a selfie

 

The photograph was taken when the tem “Selfie” was not invented

 

I am happy. Add , me as your friend if you want to be happy too

 

Short Captions for selfies and images on Instagram & Facebook

Your father asked me to take this selfie

 

My selfie is my identity

 

Ching Phung fa – I write the caption in Chinese so that no boy can understand

 

The final selfie after 22 retakes

 

My job is to take selfie. Will anybody pay me for this?

 

Please Write ABCDEF for my Selfie. A = Attractive, B= Beautiful, C= Cute, D= Dull, E = Excellent, or F

 

Being bold is not being sold

 

I should send this selfie to which channel? 1. FTV  2. STAR WORLD 3. BBC, 4. DISCOVERY

Please comment.

 

My smile is my weapon

 

Is there any job for taking selfie?

 

This selfie is 100 years old

 

Don’t sell your Selfie

 

Me, Myself & My Selfie

 

10 best Attitude Captions for Instagram, Facebook, Selfie and profile pictures

 

50% bold, 50% bright

 

My blood is blue

 

If you are a princess, I am your prince

 

Nobody’s life is perfect. But everyone’s pictures are perfect on Instagram

 

I work part time. But I Instagram Full time.

 

My job is to search a job for myself

 

I was standing outside the exam hall. Because I want to show an outstanding result

 

I am the citizen of Instagram. Do you belong to the same country?

 

Yes, I have the guts to post a selfie without a filter

 

I am not a man…. ( I am a superman)

 

Tell me something, And I will tell you everything

 

On Instagram, you can only see one side of my life. Come to my life to see it completely

 

Beautiful Captions for Facebook profile pics and images

 

I have a dislike button too

 

I only asked Zuckerberg to launch Facebook

 

Oh life, no matter how far you go, I will always keep on living you

 

What you see on Facebook is only the brighter side of life. You never see the dark side that everyone has

 

I wish, Facebook had bridges, not walls

 

A bad girlfriend will always be a good wife

 

A bad boyfriend will always be a good husband

 

When I travel to a new destination, I discover a new dimension of life

 

I love Facebook because all my beautiful friends are here

 

Some creative Facebook captions ( Can also be used as Instagram bio)

Life is precious, Don’t waste it on Facebook

 

Will you lend me your Face Book for  a day?

 

If you send me friend request, I am proud of you

 

Just relaxing as I have so many things to do

 

A topper from the University of Facebook

 

The purpose of my life is to be happy

 

Eat, Drink & Facebook

 

I am hard worker on Facebook

 

I am living the life in my own terms. It’s my life and I love it a lot

 

Everyday is a gift to me from God. I try to make the most of it

 

I aspire to fly higher and higher and touch the clouds to tell them the stories of my life

 

10 short captions for Facebook profiles 

 

Bet you will scroll down once again!

 

You have just landed on the biggest social media addict profile

 

Trust me, that’s all about my life

 

I wonder if Facebook was not there, my life would have been so lonely

 

The most happening person of the most happening portal

 

Ping me anytime and I am busy!

 

I am living life in just the way I should

 

Capturing every moment of my life the fullest

 

Adding life to dull days

 

Storing all the good things that I would cherish for the rest of my life

 

10 Facebook captions and Instagram bio ideas for boys and girls   

 

Don’t speak too much just act rightly

 

Not only be honest try to be straightforward

 

Never stop just continue, you will achieve success

 

Good things come after all with your robust hard work and efforts

 

Choose things which you cannot accomplish

 

Leave nothing for tomorrow, do all now

 

Learn to face your problems always

 

Accept challenges in life that will make your bold and powerful

 

Cool thoughts make you great in life

 

Try to be happy in limit and of course you will receive unlimited one day

 

10 latest selfie captions for Instagram, Facebook & Whatsapp

 

Hands up! Now click a selfie. LOL!

 

We are selfie kings! Why should girls have all the fun!

 

Morning selfie, Mid day selfie, Evening selfie, Good night selfie, that’s all in my daily routine

 

A selfie a day keeps me happy all the way.

 

Selfie is mandatory as it captures every moment in its best way.

 

This selfie truly defines the inner me!

 

The other side of mine is this

 

Simplicity and elegance, both are side by side!

 

When the hottest selfie queens meet

 

I was camera conscious until selfies came in trend

 

10 latest caption for Instagram, Facebook, Selfie and profile pictures on social media 

 

Facebook is the country where everyone can live without a Visa

 

I am the commander of my life

 

Date Me, Don’t Hate Me

 

I love my office, because, they don’t block Facebook

 

Facebook is the only book that I read everyday

 

I am living just for Facebook only

 

Nothing is more beautiful than a smile

 

Nobody is as happy as it appears on Facebook

 

Dear Zockerber, why you made Facebook. I am wasting all my time on it

 

The friend who gives you maximum like is your best friend

 

Some short Instagram bio ideas for boys & girls

My bio is 100% organic. If you have any toxic element in you, kindly don’t enter

 

Live in my heart. Because, in my brain only the enemies live

 

No, DM please. Because, I will not reply

 

Don’t trust me. Because, I will not trust an unknown too

 

My life is a big mess! View my profile carefully

 

I am unknown to you. If you care to know me, your life will not be the same again

 

Caution! Risky profile! Only the brave people are allowed to follow

 

Some long selfie captions and instgram bio for everyone

 

Never underestimate yourself because even you aren’t aware of your highest capabilities.

 

People will always try to bring you down, remember! The obvious thing to do is not fall to their level.

 

Ugliness is just a construct as is beauty. Your personality will eventually define how beautiful as a human being you are.

 

Does the ghosts of your past haunt you? Worry not! Because the fairies of your future are also waiting to greet you.

 

Don’t be selfish and keep clicking selfies.

 

My own life is my biggest textbook to learn from.

 

Your facial reflection is only the first page of yourself. There’s a lot of climax as the reader goes on.

 

Don’t always fall for popular trends, sometimes you can do more and start one of your own.

 

Aging is only a process. All the good things within and around you will always last forever in your heart. The happiness will keep you young as well!

 

Narcissism is different from self-appreciation. One can always learn to draw the line and retain a better character.

 

Some latest Instagram bio examples for boys and girls

 

Situations may not be fascinating, but pictures can be!

 

The one and only online album

 

Capturing all the moments of life

 

Goal to inspire those who are worth it!

 

All tiny moments can be stored in a moment

 

Scroll down to see from where I had begun!

 

My life story in the form of pictures

 

To know me, it’s not so important to meet me

 

My own way of picture story telling

 

Memories saving regime on!

 

Don’t Love me. Just follow and Like Me

 

The extraordinary profile of an ordinary girl

 

I don’t have many followers. But the ones I have are precious